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Southwest kicks mom, cranky kid off flight

GO, SOUTHWEST!

News flash: we don’t want to hear your kids’ screams.  We don’t give a shit that this is a new experience for the kid.  We pay an exorbitant amount of money for plane tickets and the last thing we want is to have to hear your obvious lack of parenting skills in a small confined area for an extended amount of time.

Teach them.  Control them.  Or fucking drive to your destination of choice.

Southwest: DO NOT APOLOGIZE.  She doesn’t deserve it.

Note:  I’ve raised two girls.  As a single mother.  And the only one who ever raised hell in public was my youngest.  And when she did?  She either rowdied down in a few minutes, or we left the store/restaurant/park/etc.  The rule was rather simple: behave or leave.

~watergirl~

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They make their mark in mug shot history

BWAHHAHAHAHAH !!!

~watergirl~

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…you’re surfing the news articles and the title “Feds: Radical Islamic leader killed in raid” makes you wonder which boss s/he was fighting.

~watergirl~

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TV funny man Soupy Sales dies at 83

/throws a pie skyward

~watergirl~

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Police: As many as 20 present at gang rape outside school dance

What the hell is WRONG with people today?

~watergirl~

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In cleaning up files and folders and whatnot, I found the following which was, at one time, a communication between myself and someone else of shall we say, questionable, character.  It still makes me giggle, so I thought I’d share.  :)

I consider you to be a biological waste of synthetic sperm strained through a sock and implanted into syphilitic she camal then raised by goats in primitive society’s garbage midden.

~watergirl~

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Soldier who received the cancerous lungs of a heavy smoker dies to lung cancer

W…T…F…

Folks, if you have cancer – DON’T DONATE! 

Docs, if the DONOR was a smoker, had cancer, lupus, etc – DON’T LET ‘EM DONATE!

Jeeeezzzuzzzz…

~watergirl~

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I’m not going to teach you how to do macros.  I do, however, have some fairly fun ones and some quite useful ones.  I’ll list them, after the jump.

~watergirl~

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Alleged father (of infant found dead at fire station) arrested

What is worse?  The death of an infant, the abandonment of said infant, or the state agency listed as a safe haven ignoring the call for help, resulting in – you guessed it – the death…of said infant.

By their own admission (please read the news article but the quote is available after the jump), the fire department did NOT answer the doorbell when it was rung when the child was LEFT there.  They don’t answer if they can’t see someone at the door.

How many times have you, or someone you’ve known, had a child or short adult ring your door?  Ever had someone leave a package on the doorstep, ring and leave?  If you’ve ever had UPS or FedEx, that’s a yes.  What about flowers or candies left at the step by some attempting-to-be-thoughtful significant other?

Alright.  Not the same as a fire department.  I’ll grant you that.  I’m not in the business of saving lives.

They are.

~watergirl~
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It’s long, but it’s fairly well worth it. 6:50 was AWESOME!

~watergirl~

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