Purrrrr-fect Catwoman *Eartha Kitt*, also known for singing “Santa Baby”, passes away 12/25/08.
Miss Eartha, I hope you stir things up in heaven with your amazing voice and beautiful legs. Make the angels rethink their positions. :”)
Nurse Chapel *Majel Roddenberry* passes away 12/18/08. Miss Majel, may you and Gene find each other again. ST won’t be the same, ever.
The world will be a much darker place without you, ladies.
~watergirl~
So, I was reminded that I hadn’t updated in quite some time. Let’s see. In the past four days…
I’m sure I forgot a few things, but those are the things that come immediately to mind. And this is only in the last four days.
So, if I seem forgetful, distracted or just plain not paying attention, you can either:
You could
In short, be there as a friend – or don’t be there at all. I don’t need your whining, bitching, complaining crap. I listen to y’all, give advice when asked, let you borrow my tools, give you my clothes. But right now? I need you as a friend – or not at all.
Deal with it.
And btw, typing this? Took 45 minutes because A FINGER IS BROKEN, YOU ASSES!
So, now that you have your update, who’s buying the strawberry smoothies? I’ve got vodka!
~watergirl~
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Woman had acid thrown in her face in 2004; attacker may receive the same treatment
I hope justice is served, as he deserves. As he took this woman’s eyesight, his is forfeit.
~watergirl~
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
Southerner’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?’
Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one!’
Wife: ‘You’re not takin’ that to the Taxidermist.’
~watergirl~
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