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http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/08/29/jackson.fifty.ap/

NOT a flattering picture, Michael – the bug eye sunglasses are too much…

i remember when you were a cute teenager, and a good-lookin’ fella in your 20’s and early 30’s…

time marches on, i suppose…

(stfu – i’m being positive – the man deserves to be left the hell alone, whatever he did or didn’t do is between him and his diety)

~watergirl~

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Gustav bears down on New Orleans

And I quote:
“New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ordered a mandatory evacuation of the city beginning at 8 a.m. Sunday but urged residents to flee now. “You need to be scared,” Nagin said. “You need to be concerned, and you need to get your butts moving out of New Orleans right now.”"

Did people eat a bowl of stupid? Get The Fuck Out. Don’t make your loved ones in other states freak out because YOU had to be selfish and lazy. If you die, and are NOT infirm or otherwise PHYSICALLY unable to get out, then you most likely deserved to die, and removing yourself from the gene pool is appreciated.

Thanks. Drive through.

~watergirl~

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Duchovny in rehab for sex addiction

WHY does this matter to us?  The man likes sex.  Who DOESN’T?!?  Get a grip, folks!

~watergirl~

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new IE8 browser hides where you surf

In a world where everyone is in everyone else’s business, I find this highly amusing. 

~watergirl~

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Because seat cushions are enough for your piddly life

~watergirl~

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man humps bench, gets stuck/

There really are no words that come to mind about this.  I’m just..  Read it.  Wince.  Grimace.  Then, when you’re done laughing yourself stupid, YOU try to come up with something witty to say that doesn’t just seem heartless.

~watergirl~

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mom shocked by teen’s clothing choices

the headline alone made me laugh – and while *i* have had no issues with clothing choices with my girls, i do find it amusing that modest choices would shock a parent :”)

~watergirl~

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Fishburne joins CSI

this has potential :) i love the original CSI series, anyway, but to add Fishburne to the mix?  sweet!

~watergirl~

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/salute to all our military men and women

kudo’s to my kiwi friends for these gems :”)


:huggles:

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/gun.toting.teachers.ap/index.html

you’ll pardon me while i pick myself up from the floor – y’see, i laughed s’hard, i fell outta my chair ;”)

we’ve already had undercover cops posing as students – and drug / gun dogs on campus…now, it’s teachers packin’…next, it’ll be swords hidden in mop handles!

bwhahahahah!!  some funny shit, there :”)  i can just see old Mr. Jameson, quietly mopping from side to side at the end of the hall when, suddenly, WHOOSH-SNICK!  the mop handle and head fly to the left, and Mr. Jameson is wielding a blade that’d make a LotR fan wet…

crap – almost fell outta my chair again ;”)

~watergirl~

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