Naked Car Owner Thwarts Stunned Thief
Dude woke up because he heard his car revving up. The guy runs out, stark naked, hops in the passenger seats and asks the thief where they’re going. He got out and ran off, but still…
You gotta know that’s gonna make one helluva, “this one time, when I was sleeping” story.
I find the weirdest stuff.
~watergirl~
THIS chick allegedly masturbated to porn while driving.
Pulled over for “illegally-tinted windows”, she was caught with her pants unzipped and a “sex toy” in her lap. She was charged with “driving with inappropriate alertness”.
Now, I dunno about y’all – but if I’m masturbating? I’m NOT focusing on anything else. At all. Ever.
~watergirl~
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Jerry Lewis: I’d smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth
While I don’t condone the mouth smackage, I *DO* believe a number of the girls in the Lindsay Lohan-Paris Hilton-Britney Spears club need a serious wakeup call.
Make them ACTUALLY do the time they’re sentenced to, instead of treating them with bambi-skin kid gloves.
Make them downsize their lives. Start with credit cards, drivers’ licenses, clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. Donate it to a womens’ shelter, Goodwill, the Salvation Army.
Teach them some humility.
Yeah. That’ll happen.
Are pigs flying yet?
~watergirl~
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Paris Hilton got caught with .8 grams of cocaine. According to Nevada law, if she is convicted, she could be sentenced for anything from probation to four years in prison (yeah, RIGHT!) and fined up to $5,000.
Won’t happen. As we’ve seen with Britney and Lindsay, as well as many others, these people don’t live by the same rules as the rest of us.
~watergirl~
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Julia Lynn Womack Turner was found dead in prison. She was convicted in 2007 of murder for both her boyfriend and her husband by using antifreeze.
She deserves to die. If there’s any justice, the autopsy will uncover antifreeze in her system.
~watergirl~
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Dyeing dogs in China takes off
I firmly believe that this is why animals bite their owners…and that every person who does this SHOULD be bitten.
~watergirl~
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At the State Fair of Texas, They’re Going to Deep Fry Everything, Including Salads
Holy waistline, Batman!
Among the usual suspects of fried cheese, corn dogs, funnel cakes, candy bars, soda, you will also run into the following:
Here is the list of the 2009 Choice Awards for fried foods at the Fair.
No wonder the U.S.A. is the most obese nation…
And by the way…Texas isn’t the only “OMG I need a heart-attack-on-a-stick” state – Oregon is also taking steps towards this.
Screw that noise. I’ll stick with my funnel cake and go my merry way.
~watergirl~
P.S. Enjoy the haunted house they put together. It’s somewhat cheesy for most adults but kids seem to like it. Plus, there’s a funnel cake stand close by.
Nom nom nom.
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Blue Power Ranger: I Quit Show Over Gay Insults
Seriously, was there ever a question about this?
Be straight. Be gay. Be tranny. I don’t care.
Be honest.
If you’re interested in MMPR, No Pink Spandex has interviews and stuff.
I still have nightmares about a McDonald’s parking lot, summertime heat, and Power Rangers…
~watergirl~
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‘Signs from God’ led Texas woman to kill co-worker
And yet, my ex…
Theresa Gail Robbins “allegedly” killed co-worker Greg Brasch Robbins because:
God wanted her to “distribute the world order information.”
~watergirl~
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